Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Was the movie you just saw any good?

At the end of the movie, did the entire cast sing a song and dance together? If so, then the movie was bad. Guaranteed.*

And don't say, "But hey, what about--?" No. It was bad. And if you liked it anyway, like how I kinda liked "Balls of Fury" for it's satire of stereotypical kung-fu movies, then you liked a bad film. Live with it.

* This guarantee does not necessarily extend to musicals or movies that are about singing and/or dancing. And it's not necessarily fair to use the guarantee on films for which you are not the intended audience. For example, adults may justifiably rule against "High School Musical" movies automatically, but that's not really fair.

2 comments:

Mr. Shiny and New said...

You're still bitter about Shrek, aren't you?

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