How To Recognize A Zombie

Similarly with zombies, if you're not on the lookout, you can find yourself brainless in a pinch. So look out for people who:

• Want to hug you from a distance,
• Are a little more "bitey" than most people,
• Order the soylent sandwich at Denny's,
• Used to be dead but are standing before you (Jesus excluded),
• When you ask them, "How was your day?" they reply, "Aannnghhh!!" (teenagers excluded),
• Are wearing "Microsoft Certified Engineer" t-shirts,
• Laugh during "Bio-Dome" starring Pauly Shore, and,
  
• Get up after you "accidentally" back over them with your car.