Satan Drives A Porsche

I once heard Satan say, "Nice car! I love those Bavarians. So meticulous." In case you're wondering, no he wasn't saying it to me. --But actually I tend to agree with him on that one, even though we disagree on mostly everything else.

Ever since then I figured Beelzebub must be driving some kind of German car. Not because Germans are evil (they're not), but rather because they build good cars and Satan has expensive tastes. I kinda imagined it to be the original VW Beetle, you know due to the whole Hilter-commissioning relationship. And of all people to make use of a car that can float, you'd think it would be Satan.

However, today I learned that Satan drives a Porsche. And not only does he drive one, but he likes to take it onto the track and try to devour people's souls with it. Again, I probably shouldn't be surprised.