Don't Flush Your Cat

Bad things can happen. No matter how naughty your cat has been, or how much the bet is worth, don't do it. Oh yeah, and also it's rather inhumane.

This has gotta make you wonder where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go when such a thing happens. Maybe they can get away on their skateboards, but Splinter probably can't run that fast. You'd think he'd smell like wet rat for days.